Congrats to Barack Obama on becoming the next U.S. president. It was a long, hard-fought campaign and definitely one of the most interesting showdowns in recent history.

Obama must still be floating on cloud 9…and it didn’t take long for Obama to capitalize on his new position.

Take a look at his first endorsement deal as president. “Can you hear me now?”

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You now have the green light to fart anytime, anywhere.

Why?

A smelly rotten-egg gas in farts controls blood pressure in mice, a new study finds.

The unpleasant aroma of the gas, called hydrogen sulfide (H2S), can be a little too familiar, as it is expelled by bacteria living in the human colon and eventually makes its way, well, out.

The new research found that cells lining mice’s blood vessels naturally make the gas and this action can help keep the rodents’ blood pressure low by relaxing the blood vessels to prevent hypertension (high blood pressure).

What does this mean?

Bean are the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot.

And tooting can save a life or two…

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A recent study listed out the jobs with the best perks. Among the jobs, was being a pharmaceutical sales rep.

The pharmaceutical industry is predicted to grow 23 percent by 2012. You’ll probably get a company car and cell phone, and maybe even receive lodging, airline, or other travel discounts, along with gym memberships.

You get to wine and dine doctors at the fanciest restaurants, take them to sporting events, even go to strip clubs…all on the company dime.

Here’s a little something I put together to promote this profession.

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What a way to end a trip to the strip club. A Florida man went to a strip club to blow off some steam and ended up getting more than he bargained for.

Apparently one of the strippers got carried away during a pole dance and kicked off her shoe. It hit the club’s mirrored ceiling, and both mirror shards and the shoe rained down on the unfortunate patron. He ended up with facial cuts, a nosebleed and grounds for a day in court.

If he gets paid a huge settlement in court, what are the odds that he blows all the money right back into the club. What a consolation prize…

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History was made at Denny’s Beer Barrel Pub in Pennsylvania. Brad Sciullo of Uniontown, Pa., polished off a 15-pound cheese burger with five-pounds of toppings including bun, lettuce, tomatoes, cheese, onions, mild banana peppers and a cup each of ketchup, mustard, relish, and mayonnaise. Sciullo finished the concoction in 4 hours and 39 minutes…

And all he got was a t-shirt and certificate…and a future full of clogged arteries.

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Well, it looks like we have another celebrity hookup on our hands. Serena Williams, tennis superstar, and Common, rap artist/actor, have been seen on the town…and even hittin’ the waves together. I gotta say, this is one of the oddest couples I have seen…but then again, Serena was dating Brett Ratner before and THAT was weird.

But hey, if they have found love then let them have it!

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Ready or not, here they come! The New Kids On the Block are making a comeback after a 14-year hiatus. The group will release a new album this summer and go on tour this fall. How big is this? YouTube is already buzzing with old videos featuring Jordan’s nut-clenching falsetto voice. I’m cringing just thinking about it.

BUT…

35-year olds across the country are taking boxes out of storage and dusting off their favorite NKOTB pins, t-shirts, and varsity jackets!

To put this into context for the youngbucks reading this, NKOTB was ‘N Sync before ‘N Sync, Backstreet before Backstreet, the Jonas Brothers before the Jonas Brothers.

Honestly, it should be a good move for the group members. Of course, the New Kids - Jordan Knight, Joey McIntyre, Donnie Wahlberg, Jonathan Knight, and Danny Wood - aren’t exactly “kids” anymore, either. The youngest of the bunch, McIntyre, is 35, and the oldest member, Jonathan Knight, is 39. But this tour will probably bring in some good revenue for the band, and should supplement the $50 that Jordan Knight received for appearing in “The Surreal Life.”

I wish them luck…and will now move aside to avoid the stampede of 35 year old teeny boppers.

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Disneyland is coming to Venezuela?!?

Ok, so there might not be an ounce of truth in that statement. But I found this picture that inspired this thought. Just check out the picture, which is one of many recent pics that put government officials in a funny light. The best part of this pic is that it is pure coincidence.

So enjoy the picture, and the strip.

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Now this is the type of eBay auction I like to see. Who cares about books, dvds, computer parts…when you can buy stuff like this! So natural, so robust, so fluffy…

I’m talking about the t-shirt of course. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Just playing, let’s not fool ourselves, the seller of this shirt sure knows how to market.

I didn’t know the shirt came in “3-D”.

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I came across this story and read about the famous White House Easter Egg Rolls.

I was hoping for to see pictures of a presidential form of the very popular Chinese appetizer, but was only met with disappointment. Hey, at least there was a bright spot…getting to see W. kickin’ it with some Furries.

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